Einstein On the Beach

diemarysues-tggifs:

Coast Guard pilot over radio: Please state your intentions.

Jeremy: Our intentions are to cross the Channel faster than Beardy Branson.

Coast Guard pilot over radio: In that case, I wish you the best of luck.

(via topgear)

12/17/12

chwheeler:

“It’s suddenly dawned upon me that he isn’t very bright.”

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10/26/12

from r/topgear

10/17/12

topgear:

Top Gear First Drive: The new Aston Martin Vanquish

The latest Bond film, Skyfall, opens next week, and the word is that it’s right up there in the Bond movie pantheon. An all-time classic, in fact. It also features a lustrously shot, Scottish highlands-set climax in which the Aston Martin DB5 features prominently. It’s the Bond car to end all Bond cars.

I loved, and still love, the original Vanquish, flawed as it was. The DBS that Daniel Craig debuted in Casino Royale was a bit quixotic too, and needed to be manhandled down the road in a way that was more of an extraordinary rendition than a drive in a car. But what both cars had was incredible, almost tangible charisma. You would congratulate yourself on your excellent good fortune every time you stepped out of the house and into either one….

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10/16/12