i’m not really the type of person to buy fancy action figures or whatever the technical term for things like this are, but damn it’d be cool if one day i had money for stuff like this

http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HOT10391&mode=retail

replaying MGS3 lately. seems appropriate

replaying MGS3 lately. seems appropriate

this whole issue with the malaysian airlines flight crashing in the ukraine feels like when two brothers are fucking around in the house and break mom’s treasured antique, she runs in and they’re pointing at each other saying “NAH AH HE DIDDIT”

the-milk-eyed-mender:

noiselesspatientspider:

if you are ever feeling down about yourself, imagine meeting linda from bob’s burgers. because linda sees good in everyone. 

are you a not-so-ex con? linda thinks you’re a great employee. a little shallow? linda thinks your style is fabulous. where did you get that shirt? in love with a mannequin? everyone deserves happiness. a little off-key? but you have so much pizazz! linda wants to sing show tune duets with you. you should come sing at the restaurant! self-conscious? linda thinks you have the most beautiful smile.

image

i literally shed tears

because fuck you, he’s triple h

my personal idol

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diva-eeyore:

Two asexuals sitting in a tree, s-i-t-t-i-n-g

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itswalky:

I love how insane this Luann strip is outside of context — just Mark Antony and Cleopatra, with the help of a giant prop phone, on a sofa telling buttsex jokes.

itswalky:

I love how insane this Luann strip is outside of context — just Mark Antony and Cleopatra, with the help of a giant prop phone, on a sofa telling buttsex jokes.

i would kill for a punk reboot of josie and the pussycats

foster’s home for imaginary friends is muted on tv while i listen to A Tribe Called Quest

and there’s only one person who actually talks to me about that stuff because i’m so gross that other people probably hear me talk about it and are like “NOPE” and just gloss over

HANGMAN MODE

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fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight

"happier, and with your mouth open"

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