this about sums up wrasslemania XXX for me

to those who still care to talk to me:

it’s easier to contact me on facebook nowadays, if you really want me to and ask nicely i could even shoot you my number and you can text me, but only if you’re nice



just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.


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i haven’t been on any internet because the place where i live now doesn’t really have internet

i’m not dead, i just feel like a jerk lately. 

kind of feeling like a perv because i’m sad that the NSFW blog of someone i know is apparently gone from tumblr which suuuucks because i am kinda attracted to ‘em


Only when you scroll down the Arthur Read tag, do you realise how much you have in common with a TV show about 8 year olds. (part two)

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high like treble


pumpin on the mids


the man aint ever seen a booty like this


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Hieronymus Bosch - The Music Written on This Dude's Butt



Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell


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My new favorite mod. Replaces the “You died” text in Dark Souls.


My new favorite mod. Replaces the “You died” text in Dark Souls.

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❀ - Find him, the samurai who smells of sunflowers.

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fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight

"happier, and with your mouth open"

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poetry i guess

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